Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
God, I missed his penis.
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