that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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