:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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