Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's rum buckets o'clock
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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