Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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