I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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