The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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