windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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