who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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