i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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