no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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