so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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