i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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