She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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