Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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