dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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