I only kidnapped one of them. chill
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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