love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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