awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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