I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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