so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I need moral support for this bender
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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