Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Randomize