Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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