Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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