Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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