So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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