He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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