I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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