So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Please don't give away my fajitas
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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