I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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