But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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