Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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