my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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