so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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