hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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