Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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