One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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