im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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