I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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