just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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