Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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