I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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