i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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