first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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