i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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