shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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