Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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