Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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