I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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