a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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